“News From Hell” newsletter
Welcome to the neighborhood!
Glorious days are afoot. School is back in session above ground which means less noise for you and more long quiet coffee-sipping mornings. Enjoy your new found peace… while it lasts.
We have a new contest: King Minos has been busy placing souls in their circles and you can win a pair of front row seats, just be the ninth caller when you hear Geryon say “DO NOT ENTER!”. These seats are usually limited to only those who own Waterfront properties WITH Docks but a few tickets have been made available to us. Big thanks from us at NFH go to those individuals who donated their seats due to vacation conflicts. Just be sure you’re listening to the ‘greatest hits from the 12th century through today’ to win. Front row seats come with meet and greet but are only good for two weeks after the date of issuance and cannot be traded for other prizes. Only current residents may participate, and all demons and their families are ineligible.
The Rivers are flowing everywhere so if you’re a waterfront lot owner you can slip off your shoes and go down to enjoy the Mighty Acheron or River Styx for the day. If you’re not then go enjoy the Soul Trees while they’re blooming and have a picnic beneath their bows. This really is one of the best times of year to view their changes. The blood red petals are quite striking and not to be missed. If you own a water view property but aren’t on the waterfront, then sit back on a pinnacle of rock, find a cool hillside and gaze out at the valleys below. Your views are some of the best Hell has to offer and you should enjoy what you’ve chosen. Or go for a hike to the city of Dis. What a way to spend the day!
Trivia: Fun and Games
From Dante’s Inferno: Why did Dante say “I did not open them – for to be rude To such a one as him was courtesy” ?
Please email your answers and the first ten correct answers will have their names added to next months NFH edition. Prizes will begin soon, so brush up on your trivia!
Thanks go for publishing of this newsletter to volunteers at Pandemonium Real Estate.
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