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Your property deed is custom printed on rich parchment paper, hand crafted by tortured souls, and shipped to you right away. Nearly a thousand years in the making and yet only 3-6 weeks for delivery (sooner if ferry traffic on the river is light). Below are some general images that depict the style and quality of these unique items. You may have forever to live there, but don’t wait to buy your property! All the best spots are filling up fast.

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To purchase a property, select among the choices below. Add it to the Shopping cart and proceed to the Checkout. It’s that simple!

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Territorial View Property

Sweeping views of the lands from choice high points increasing the quality of views. You will enjoy as much peace and serenity as you deserve from these hand picked properties. Framed 8X10 mini parchments display your bearer instrument.
$ 49.99 USD



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Water View Property

These properties have gorgeous views of the Rivers or lakes in your circle of choice. All are walking distance to the beach. Full sized 11X17 parchment with wax seal come rolled in scroll form and tied with black ribbon. Suitable for framing.
$ 79.99 USD



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Waterfront Property

These properties offer unsurpassed sights and sounds of the waters. Beach rights come with all properties. Full sized 11X17 Parchment with wax seal comes beautifully framed in heirloom quality frame with “guide” book of Hell included.
$ 169.99 USD



Exclusive Limited Edition Waterfront Property with private dock.

Numbered only to 2500 and hand signed by the creator. Private docks allow visits to and from the overworld via Charon the ferryman while enjoying the most premium properties in Hell. Unsurpassed privacy from the general public with the most prized properties available. Full sized 11X17 parchment with wax seal comes professionally framed in 36″X48″ frame with personalized brass plaque, printed copy of the Hortus Deliciarum, and “guide” book of Hell.
$3000.00 USD



Reserved Unique Properties
are available on a limited basis to pre-approved individuals. If you don’t already know about them, please don’t ask us for details.
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All purchases are accompanied by a Congratulatory letter for the purchaser and a neighborhood welcome basket upon your arrival.